T-that was, there was giant stage, and battle! Mr. Sebastian - flying and - and then! The triplets were like zapp! And shish ka bob'd!
And that lady - she was all 'Claude ... bawwfffffff' and sword! It came out of nowhere!! And then Mr. Sebastian and that other Mr. Butler - then Young Master and that Earl guy, swordfight!
And blood - everywhere!
*a deep breath*
... I think I'm okay now.