You know this isn't going to last long, right? You got Dean tangled up in this headspace or... whatever, and I'll admit - I'm impressed. But for as good as my boy is? I'm better. Much better. And he and I aren't going to be here long enough for you to come up with a Plan B.
So why don't you do us both a favor and quit while you're ahead? I don't want this to get messy.